Friday, February 27, 2009

ECSTASY AND AGONY

THE ECSTASY OF THE OBAMA ELECTION COULD JUST AS EASILY TURN TO THE AGONY OF THE NATION BY ONE ASSASSIN. THE UN-THINKABLE COULD PLUNGE AMERICA INTO THE BLOODIEST CIVIL WAR IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THERE WOULD BE FINGER POINTING APLENTY AND CHAOS BY THE TON IF SOMEONE OR SOMETHING TOOK OBAMA'S LIFE. MANY PARRALELLS BETWEEN OBAMA AND LINCOLN HAVE BEEN DRAWN EVEN BY THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF. LET'S HOPE THIS ONE NEVER COMES TRUE. THE HISTORY CHANNEL WOULDN'T HAVE ENOUGH SPACE ON CABLE FOR ALL THE COSPIRACY THEORIES THAT WOULD ABOUND. MR. PRESIDENT WHO IS WATCHING THE SECRET SERVICE? FRIENDS CLOSE BUT ENEMIES EVEN CLOSER? ABSOLUTELY!

BILLION DOLLAR REWARD FOR HAMAS

LEO DUROCHER SAID IT BEST. " WHO'D A THUNK IT"? OBAMA WASTED NO TIME IN SHOWING HOW HE WAS GOING TO BALANCE THE U.S."S RESPONSE TO THE DEBACLE OF THE MIDDLE EAST. THEY MUST BE LAUGHING THEIR BEARDS OUT IN GAZA WHEN THEY HEARD OF THE BILLION DOLLARS WE'LL BE SENDING THEM TO REBUILD AFTER ISRAELS SPANKING THEY GAVE THEM FOR THEIR SHOWER OF ROCKETS FORAY. A BILLION HERE A BILLION THERE , HERE A BILLION, THERE A BILLION, EVERYWHERE A BILLION UNTIL IT TOPS TRILLIONS AND TRILLIONS. ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY STARS IN THE UNIVERSE? HOW WILL WE PAY FOR IT. WHY THE SAME WAY ROBERT MUGABE IS PAYING FOR EVERYTHING. BY PRINTING TRILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF NOTES AND HANDING THEM OUT BY THE DUMP TRUCK LOAD. IF WE CAN JUST ACQUIRE ENOUGH INK AND PAPER.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

WE TOLD YOU SO!

HELLO AGAIN AMERICA. WE'VE BEEN ON VACATION AND ALSO TENDING TO SOME HEALTH CONCERNS. BUT WE ARE BACK WITH A VENGEANCE AND READY TO INFORM,ENTERTAIN,AND PROGNOSTICATE ABOUT OUR FAVORITE SUBJECT, AMERICA.
WITH ONLY HOURS TO GO BEFORE MCFAIN WILL BE RIDING INTO THE SUNSET TO THE BALMY CLIME OF ARIZONA AND PREZ BRO WILL BE TAKING THE OATH OF OFFICE. ALL MY GOP GOLFING BUDDIES, CAN YOU REALLY SAY YOU DON'T JUST LOVE HIS STYLE AND MICHELLE'S CHARM AND GRACE? NAW,THEY'RE NOT THE KENNEDY'S. THEY CAME UP THE HARD WAY AND WE ARE GOING TO SEE WHAT AM.
HILLARY IS PRAYING FERVENTLY OBAMA IS AN ABSOLUTE FLOP, AND SHE CAN STEP IN FOR ANOTHER TRY IN 12. LOOK FOR THE DIVORCE SHE HAS POSTPONED UNTIL NOW. TOO BAD TED STEVENS WAS CONVICTED IN HIS TRIAL. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT FOR THE GOP IN 12. DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH WAITING ON A PALIN RUN. IT WOULD NEVER GET OFF THE GROUND.
CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH BARAK AND MICHELLE AND FRIENDS DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY. FINALLY SOME RYTHYM AT THE SOIREE. BUST A MOVE AND ENJOY YOURSELVES. LOT'S OF HARD WORK AHEAD! WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL OPRAH TO FORGET ABOUT A LIFE WITH THE PREZ. THAT DREAM WILL NEVER COME TRUE MISS WINFREY NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE.
ONE LAST WORD TO THE GOP. YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELVES AND THE BRASH BABOON YOU ELECTED TWICE TO BLAME FOR YOUR DEMISE. HAS ANYBODY GOT ARNOLD'S NUMBER?

Thursday, May 22, 2008

DOES HILLARY KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T?

Why does miss Hillary keep running? Does she know something we don't? Do the Clintons have an ace up their sleeves with the so-called super delegates? With Obama already in the race against Mcfain she keeps talking about making every vote count. Does she have assurances from enough super delegates to make it to the convention close and we'll close the deal for you? Of course it would come with a high price. Lots of appointments, pork, and cushy ambassodorships. According to the "toe sucker" Dick Morris its all wrapped up and Hillary will not prevail. Man does this dude hate them or what? He was their master strategist and now their Judas Iscariot. If we want to know what Denver and America will look like if the supers bolt and throw in with Hill just you-tube the 68 Democrat convention in Chicago. Not even Richard (der furher) Daly could stave off the mobs with his storm troopers. All this talk about the Democrats being united against another Republican term is lip service. She'll never concede until they pry the nomination from her cold , dead hand. Not to worry, Mcfain will wilt like a hershey bar in Phoenix in August. Mcfain's VP choice? Follow the money. Deep pockets Romney. Mcfain never met a gazillionaire he didn't like. Wait till you see his wife's tax return.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

WE'RE BACK.......

SOME WERE HOPING WE HAD BEEN WHACKED OR JUST WENT AWAY BUT WE'RE BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! AFTER THE MIND NUMBING DETAILS OF THE OBAMA-CLINTON RACE WHO CARES ABOUT THE GENERAL ELECTION? OBAMA, THE MAN FROM NOWHERE IS THE CLEAR DARLING OF THE PRESS AND MEDIA MOGULS. HILLARY JUST DIDN'T SEE IT COMING AND THAT'S THE IRONIC PART OF THE QUATION. BILL WANTED HER TOO BUSY TO WATCH HIM BUT THE FBI AND CIA WOULD HAVE STILL KEPT PREZ HILLARY UP TO SNUFF ON BUBBA. THINK THEY WOULDN'T STOOP THAT LOW? THEY DID FOR BILLY.
THE CHESHIRE CAT OF THE DEMOCRATS (GLUE HORSE) MCCAIN DOESN'T HAVE A PRAYER IN SPITE OF CNN'S POSSIBILITY MAP OF ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTERS. HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE PRESIDENT. HE WILL JOIN BOB DOLE DOING ED COMMERCIALS FOR LAVITRA OR CIALIS. TOO BAD , HIS WIFE ISN'T HARD TO LOOK AT FOR A WOMAN OF HER AGE. SHE SURE LIKES RED LEATHER DOESN'T SHE?

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

AMERICA FIRST LABELED RIGHT WING BLOG

A RECENT ARTICLE IN USA TODAY CITED THE BLOG "AMERICA FIRST" AS A TYPICAL RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN BLOG PLANTING DIS INFORMATION ABOUT DEMOCRATS AND A DEMOCRAT CONGRESS. AMERICA FIRST WAS GROUPED WITH WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND RUSH LIMBAUGH AS A NUT CASE ULTRA RIGHT WING FRINGE GROUP TRYING TO STIR UP SENTIMENTS AGAINST ANYONE OPPOSING THE REPUBLICAN AGENDA.
WE AT AMERICA FIRST DENY ANY LINKS TO ANY POLITICAL PARTY AND ESPECIALLY THE DEMOCRATS OR REPUBLICANS. MANY AMERICANS REALIZED LONG AGO THERE'S NOT A DIME'S WORTH OF DIFFERENCE IN THEM. WE REMAIN COMMITTED TO AMERICA FIRST,LAST, AND FOREVER AS WE STATED IN OUR OPENING OP ED PIECE AT THE BEGINNING. AND WE GO ON THE RECORD NOW AS OPPOSING ANY GROUP BASED ON RACIAL PURITY OR ETHNIC ORIGINS. OUR INFORMATION IS MEANT TO AID AND ASSIST ALL PATRIOTIC AMERICANS IN KNOWING THE TRUTH BEHIND THE NATIONAL NEWS AND THE REAL STORY THAT THEY WON'T TELL YOU.

WHEN WILL ISRAEL HIT IRAN?

THE BIG QUESTION ON THE HORIZON IS NOT IF BUT WHEN WILL ISRAEL HIT THE IRANIAN NUCLEAR PROJECTS. EVEN WEAK SISTER EHUD OHLMERT SAYS A NUCLEAR CAPABILITY BY IRAN IS UNACCEPTABLE TO ISRAEL. "IT WOULD BE TANTAMOUNT TO SUICIDE FOR ISRAEL", SAID THE PRIME MINISTER IN THE JERUSALEM POST. THE MOSSAD HAS DONE ALL THE HOMEWORK AND ISRAELS SUPPOSED ALLY OF AMERICA HAS BEEN CONSULTED.
OUR SOURCES TELL US A POST ELECTION STRIKE IS MOST LIKELY IF THE DEMOCRATS WIN THE WHITE HOUSE. THE STRIKE MAY COME ON THE MORNING AFTER THE ELECTION IS DECIDED. THE LOGIC IS THAT BUSH WOULD HAVE SOME TIME AFTER THIS TO AID AND ASSIST ISRAEL BEFORE THE NEW PRESIDENT TOOK OFFICE AND PUT THE BRAKES ON ANY ASSISTANCE. IF RUSSIA STEPS IN TO HELP IRAN WHICH MANY FEAR, AMERICA COULD BE THE ONLY DETERRENT TO THE NEW FURHER OF RUSSIA VLADAMIR PUTIN. HE WILL PUSH THE ENVELOPE JUST LIKE HITLER DID IN CZEKOSLOVAKIA IN 1939. PUTIN DOES NOT FEAR A DEMOCRATIC ADMINISTRATION NOR A REPUBLICAN ONE. BUT HE WOULD FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WITH A ROOKIE LIKE OBAMA OR CLINTON. THIS IS THE REPENTANT KGB AGENT WHOSE EYES TOLD GEORGE BUSH HE WAS A GOOD MAN. ISRAEL MAY LAUNCH PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKES ON SYRIA SIMULTANEOUSLY TO PREVENT ANY RETALIATION FROM ONLOOKERS. EGYPT IS NOT CONSIDERED A RISK IN THIS EQUATION. AT LEAST NOT AS LONG AS MUBARAK IS ALIVE.